Priceless football bloopers.

• "What will you do when you leave football, Jack - will you stay in football?"
  (STUART HALL, Radio 5 Live)
• "Unfortunately, we keep kicking ourselves in the foot."
  (RAY WILKINS, speaking on BBC1)
• "I would not say he [David Ginola] is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better."
  (RON AKTINSON in a TV interview)
• "An inch or two either side of the post and that would have been a goal."
  (DAVE BASSETT, speaking on Sky Sports)
• "I never make predictions, and I never will."
  (PAUL GASCOIGNE)
• "If history is going to repeat itself I should think we can expect the same thing again."
  (TERRY VENABLES)
• "Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve."
  (JOHN GREIG)
• "It's headed away by John Clark, using his head."
  (DEREK RAE)
• "Tottenham are trying tonight to become the first London team to win this Cup. The last team to do so was the 1973 Spurs side."
  (MIKE INGHAM)
• "The game is balanced in Arsenal's favour."
  (JOHN MOTSON)
• "Merseyside derbies usually last 90 minutes and I'm sure today's won't be any different."
  (TREVOR BROOKING)
• "You have got to miss them to score sometimes."
  (DAVE BASSETT)
• "A contract on a piece of paper, saying you want to leave, is like a piece of paper saying you want to leave."
  (JOHN HOLLINS)
• "And I honestly believe we can go all the way to Wembley. . . unless somebody knocks us out."
  (DAVE BASSETT)
• "Bobby Robson must be thinking of throwing some fresh legs on."
  (KEVIN KEEGAN)
• "What makes this game so delightful is that when both teams get the ball they are attacking their opponents goal."
  (JIMMY HILL)
• "That's football, Mike, Northern Ireland have had several chances and haven't scored but England have had no chances and scored twice."
  (TREVOR BROOKING)
• "...and so they have not been able to improve their 100% record."
  (SPORTS ROUNDUP)
• "In terms of the Richter Scale this defeat was a force eight gale."
  (JOHN LYALL)
• "In comparison, there's no comparison."
  (RON GREENWOOD)
• "I would also think that the action replay showed it to be worse than it actually was."
  (RON ATKINSON)
• "Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins."
  (BRIAN MOORE)
• "I'm going to make a prediction - it could go either way."
  (RON ATKINSON)
• "And with 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0."
  (IAN DARK)
• "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."
  (DAVID ACFIELD)
• "What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the radio"
  (GERRY FRANCIS)
• "If we played like this every week, we wouldn't be so inconsistant"
  (BRYAN ROBSON)
• "If there weren't such a thing as football, we'd all be frustrated footballers."
  (MICK LYONS)
• "They compare Steve McManaman to Steve Highway and he's nothing like him, but I can see why - it's because he's a bit different."
  (KEVIN KEEGAN)
• "Glen Hoddle hasn't been the Hoddle we know. Neither has Bryan Robson."
  (RON GREENWOOD)
• "The minute's silence was immaculate, I have never heard a minute's silence like that."
  (GLENN HODDLE)
• Jimmy Hill: "Don't sit on the fence Terry, what chance do you think Germany has got of getting through?"
  Terry Venables: "I think it's fifty - fifty."